Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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