Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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