There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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