Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she smelled like a LAN party
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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