I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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