its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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