He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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