never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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