The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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