I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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