yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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