the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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