: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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