I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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