am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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