We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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