Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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