I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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