isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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