i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
do herpes really smell.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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