Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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