I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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