yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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