They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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