I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Randomize
