How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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