Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Blood and glitter go together right?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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