I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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