I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
another moral hangover. fuck.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
