just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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