It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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