Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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