I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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