New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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