D3 body, D1 cock
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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