I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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