We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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