Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I love you. Go after that dick
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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