everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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