Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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