I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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