going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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