Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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