hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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