I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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