Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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