my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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