hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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