how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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