Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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